Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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