I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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