do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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