Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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