just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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