Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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