I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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