i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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