Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I puked a lego.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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