Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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