So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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