I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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