I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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