when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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