Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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