So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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