spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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