is your mom at the bar?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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