so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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