i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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