I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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