You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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