Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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