When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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