Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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