he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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