Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize
