dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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