It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
