you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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