There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize
