Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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