You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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