If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize