I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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