If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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