dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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