So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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