Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
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theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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