3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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