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i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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