I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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