: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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