This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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