We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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