thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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