shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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