He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
