I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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