I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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