Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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