So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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