I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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