Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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