she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
soo... how was my night?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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